Systeme D

19 December 2004

Buffy's Islamic Keyboard

I want one!

  • "A specious gift for children"
  • "Very useful for incarcerated persons" (ideal for inclusion in Red Cross parcels to Belmarsh Prison, Guantanamo Bay, etc.)
  • "WE HAVE DISCONTINUED CARRYING THIS PRODUCT DUE TO CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS ON QUALITY & WORKMANSHIP". Aaaww.

Comments

Hah!

Thy pompous delicacies I contemn,
And count thy specious gifts no gifts, but guiles.

Apparently.

Posted by Al on 20.12.04 11:39

Hello Mr V. One of many marvellous things about Google is that I can now sound erudite by recognising that as Milton, while omitting to mention this is how I found out.

Posted by Richard on 22.12.04 11:16